=ST2= is Recruiting
Finally your chance to join the exciting world of of online video gaming. “But is online video gaming for me?” You ask.
652 days ago
Friday Night Gaming Classic Retro Remix
Yeah motherfuckers it seems our own little Operator has come up with the brilliant idea of playing video games on a Friday night. What a bloody stupid idiotic mormon. Yeah like all the jocks, rich kids, motorcycle gang members and sorority girls that regularly read this website won’t already have plans to go to the bouncing party down at the big band club or whatever. Hot damn!
Well whatever, he says he’ll be online Friday November 21st at 10:30pm Eastern Standard Time. So while you’re probably giving the old lady the high hard one or have your face between a strippers tits; in the least give a little shout out, in your head, to Operator at around 10 30. Shit it’s probably gonna be more poorly attended than Operators high school graduation party. Hey at least his Grandma came to that one. Even his parents went to another party.
I wouldn’t count on Op’s Grammy showing up tomorrow though because in all the times I have boned Operators Grandma – in every room in her house I might add – I don’t think that I have seen a single computer. You know what else I didn’t see? I couldn’t see how the inside of her vagina felt like I was just sticking my dick in a bucket full of sand. I saw no actual sand. And now my dick has no skin left on it. (You know how they say your skin is your biggest organ? (If not “they” do actually say that.) Well now that my boner is skinless my skin is no longer my biggest organ. Yeah you get what I’m saying.)
I don’t even know why I keep going back to screw that old broad. Oh wait it’s because she tells me about all the things she hates about Operator. And let me tell you I hate all those things too. Man oh man. Let me boil it down for ya because the stories are too long and horrifying to tell in this forum. But let’s just say that if Operator got full blown AIDS and then got run over by a steamroller, his Grandmother wouldn’t shed a tear.
GHOST RECON
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st @ 10:30pm
ON UBI AND XFIRE AND VENTRILO
859 days ago
NBC Has a New Cheers Ripoff
863 days ago
Fraturday Gaming - April 25th & 26th
Fraturday Night Gaming
Friday April 25th and Saturday April 26th @ 9pm EST
(8pm CST, 7pm MST, 6pm PST)
Look I know what you're thinking, "Where have the announcements for all the awesome Friday and Saturday night games gone?" well let me tell you, MAN, I'm FUCKING BUSY!! If I was you I'd be out taking the world by the reigns and bringing it to it's knees but I'm not you; I'm me and I'm busy. I have to cock punch the world and take a shit in it's mouth because my toilet ain't working and like I said I'm busy and I don't have the time to ride the world like some gay cowboy. Don't get me wrong I'm not calling you a gay cowboy, you're not even a little bit cowboy.
The Particulars:
- COD4 Server
- 66.102.113.32
- Ventrilo Server
- vent.st2-clan.com:4334
Fraturday's Theme Song: Dedicated to *FNG*Ghost Rider who's giving COD4 a fair shake even though the game is kicking his ass. I think he'll give up on the game because it's "too hard" and because that's the Montananite way. (<-Reverse psychology Ghost, now that I've pointed it out you definatly need to never play again because I've called you on it so the manly thing to do is show you can't be easily manipulated and just give up. )(<-Or was that the reverse psychology? Oh man I just threw a mind fuck on the Montana boy. Let's see what he does.)
The Raveonettes - Attack of the Ghost Riders (live)
897 days ago
Fraturday Gaming - March 21st and 22nd
Fraturday Night Gaming
Friday March 21st and Saturday March 22nd @ 9pm EST
(8pm CST, 7pm MST, 6pm PST)
It's the long weekend so games may be raging on more than just Friday and Saturday (Fraturday). I'm here to set this straight, NO GAMES WILL BE PLAYED OUTSIDE OF FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT. Take one of the other five nights and go fuck your wives. There cooches are practically dried up they've been ignored for so long. (Except Pootin, he seems to be taking care of business as his old lady popped out his second papoose. Congrats Poot!)
The Particulars:
- COD4 Server IP
- 66.102.113.32
- Ventrilo Server
- vent.st2-clan.com:4334
Fraturday's Theme Song
Theives Like Us - Drugs in My Body
904 days ago
Fraturday Gaming - March 14th and 15th
Fraturday Night Gaming
Friday March 14th and Saturday March 15th @ 9pm EST
(8pm CST, 7pm MST, 6pm PST)
Socrates once asked, "What does it mean to play video games?" He asked that wise question because they had no electricity, to play video games with, back in ancient Greece. He may have advanced human thought a great deal but it must have been a life barely worth living without the sweet experience of button pounding and eye strain that is the video game.
So in honour of ancient Greece and all it has given us we're running a Call of Duty Four Server where we can frag and murder each other in effigy. They would be proud.
The Particulars:
- COD4 Server IP
- 66.102.113.32
- Ventrilo Server
- vent.st2-clan.com:4334
*FNG* War Room
Saker is busy this weekend so there will probably be no *FNG* War Room.
SPOTLIGHT
This is where we shine the spotlight on an FNG or ST2 member.
This week:
=ST2=Crow (pt 2)
When we last saw Crow he had just taken a coma inducing blow to the side of the head. (I say coma inducing because if you or I took a crack on the noggin like that we'd wake up 3 years later hooked up to a bunch of machines and our legs would have shrivelled to tiny sticks. But not Crow he was just a bit groggy after a blow like that.) When he came to he was handcuffed to a floor grate in what looked like an underground concrete cellar.
Crow was a boyscout when he was a kid, I mention this now because what he did next was regurgitate the handcuff key he had swallowed the day before. "You never know when it'll come in handy," he used to always say to his wife. Crow was definitely going to rub this in her face the next time he saw her of course he was getting ahead of himself. Crow still had to extricate himself from capture before he could let smugness get the best of him.
Here's the easy part. Once he freed himself he waited until someone came to check on him. When the guy came in Crow made it looked as if he was still handcuffed to the grate. That is up until the guy got within a couple feet then Crow had is foot on the guys throat faster than you can say "motherfucker". With the guys gun and keys Crow left the Guard Guy (That's the guys real name too. What's wrong with parents these days?) unconscious on the floor and made his way out. What he found outside his cell was basically a prison cell block. As he looked into each room he saw young girl after young girl huddling in the corner.
From down at the end of the hall Crow could hear some talking and before he started letting these girls out he thought it best to clear the premises of baddies and that's exactly what he found when he entered the room at the end of the hall. A sick fat lecherous man cornering a young girl in her cell. Since the fat prick didn't see Crow enter he figured it best if he kept things quiet and opted to using the handcuffs, still around one wrist, to choke the sick fuck. Even though the guy was easily 350lbs Crow had him up off his feet and nary a peep came out of him. As it turns out that was the "big boss guy" so unlike in video games where it's an epic battle at the end Crow fairly easily saved a bunch of girls from the sick fucks that had trapped them there. He received public commendations from the police and state and city officials and he was even made into a comic book character.
So the next time you're in the supermarket pick up a copy of Archie's Double Digest and check out what he's up to this week.
Crow's Theme song: (and what a great song it is.)
Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man
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